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FOF #675 - 2007 Word of the Year: Chimping - 01.03.08
Were happy to announce THE Feast of Fools Word of the Year is chimping. What does it mean? The term chimping is more commonly used to refer to the act of looking at ones digital camera screen after taking a picture to see if it came out well. But what it REALLY means is to slap your love rod on someones face. Chimping is a sexual act and a photography term. We think its a great word worth the title of Word of the Year. Pup Dons friend Alan takes the credit for introducing us to the word on FOF Episode #539 Human Dogs. Marcs Latino busboy buddies like the term so much they use it all the time to joke with each other, dale un chimp! they say, which in English means Slap your cock on his face! These are heterosexual men joking about gay sex acts. Welcome to liberation baby! In 2008, stop the hate. Were all so worried that Ellen DeGeneres is still upset about her hairdressers dog being taken away after violating the terms of the adoption. Better try the Humane Society next time Ellen! Still 2007 was a great year for Ellen and gays on TV as we saw gay bloggers like Chris Chrocker and Perez Hilton be given their own TVshows. (Chris is still in development.) If THEY can break through the pink glass ceiling, anyone can! The sexiest news story has to be about the British budget hotel chain Travelodge, who reported a seven-fold increase in sleepwalking from the previous year and noted that over 95% of all these naked sleepwalkers were guys. Where can I check in to this hotel? Were not sure if the company publicized it to draw media attention (very likely) or they were just seriously concerned about the safety of their guests. Either way, nobody seemed to explain the seven-fold increase in naked men wandering your hallways. If they do, I hope they make those results public. Were delighted that there was so much hot gay sex happening to conservative Republican jerks in Washington and the fact so many of them were caught with their pants down, exposing this great hypocristy, but like I said before, its 2008, stop the hate. These guys need your sympathy and love. Marc explains it like this: Having gay sex behind the scenes and then creating a world thats hostile to gay people is a form of sexual bondage. Its their sexual fetish. They just cant have a satisfying sexual release without it. The same way you wouldnt hate someone for liking to be tied up during sex, you shouldnt hate on them. But the thing is though, we need to help these people find healthier ways of getting off and getting them the HELL out of office is the perfect place to start their healing. Quote of the Year: I want to be like Ghandi and Martin Luther King and John Lennon, but I want to stay alive. Who said it? Find out on todays show. The 2 girls, one cup of podcasting: (not really) Feast of Fools. Featured Music: Don Juan Dracula - Young Debutantes II: iTunes | Amazon | CD Baby| SiteRSS FEED | SUBSCRIBE VIA iTUNES SUBSCRIBE VIA: GOOGLE | PODZINGERCONTACT US DIRECTLY

Thu, 3 Jan 2008 02:56:27 EST